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I am being slandered!

FloorIsJava

What are your feelings immediately after seeing rattlepokemon.com?

Fuck that Rattle guy. I’m his dad.

“Dad”

Given the web design, how old do you think Rattle Pokemon is?

Yes, I also steal from charities and have poor judgement

Tjomsas, when asked about whether FloorIsJava was involved in the previous design

What feelings still remain from the impression?

Rattle was involved in the Logan Paul Case, he was a plant, orange is the new black cards told me so

blastty

What do you think is Rattle Pokemons area of work?

Lord have mercy on our souls

BillieandRubixPokemon

Do you think FloorIsJava was involved in the previous design?

I picked agriculture because his cowboy voice sounds too natural

J-robspoketalk

NO GOD!! NO GOD, PLEASE NO… NO, NOOOO!!

Savageman76

I mean… it’s no worse than myspace was […] A welcome bit of nostalgia.

BCOOL33

This is why you don’t let a middle school graphic design student make your website

Anonymous

5 is the best number!

PokeSerg